Exhibit 14, No. 11

I certainly won't take credit for finding this gem, that belongs to Hockey Bay Hound Scott S., but I'm sure most hockey hounds will appreciate gaining this knowledge, tucked deep within the current collective bargaining agreement (page 299 of the .pdf) between the National Hockey League and the National Hockey League Players' Association:

The next time an NHL player snottily shoots down your request for an autograph within the vicinity of club facilities, remind him that he's contractually obligated to fulfill your reasonable request.